| (when the old site crashed) It's like losing a family member... only worse |
Nlinc |
| LET'S SAVE SOME BABIES! | DAG, Loveline |
| People say money isn't everything, but it really is. | sWs 2004 |
| I'm gonna teach my kids to just defecate like animals if someone were to start touching them inappropriately. | Adam Carolla, Loveline |
| FAUST SICH!!! | sWs 2004 |
| In principal it's wrong, but in practice it's funny. | sWs 2004 |
| As everyone knows, it is my job to pass judgement on everyone else and never take a look at myself. | Adam Corolla, Loveline |
| oyvind: what''s a vegan? junk: something you should stab in the face |
Bash.org |
| I'd pay $100 US to shoot a cow with a rocket launcher. | Bash.org |
| (While committing suicide) Oh, hang on... I missed. | Winter |
| Winter: How bout you let me see that catalog? Nlinc: How bout you put your FIST IN YOUR ASS!!! |
sWs Dialog, 2004 |
| ...and that is the only other time I've ever pushed a woman out of a tree. | Unknown |
| Every time you punch a hippie in the face, Baby Jesus smiles. | Frank J. |
| He doesn’t ever have psychotic episodes, except very rarely. | LL Caller |
| The French love internal conflict, because no matter who wins, sombody French gets to retreat. | MJohn3006 |
| sWs: Not there when you need us, there when you don't. | sWs Team Slogan, 2004 |
| The only reason you're still concious is because I don't feel like carrying you. Now get in the van. | Jack Bauer, "24" |
| I have two SureFires. One is my G2 Nitrolon and the other is my DPMS M4. | Winter |
| We're gonna eat like dingoes in a maternity ward!!! | Adam Carolla as "Spanky Ham" |
| I wanted to get my foot in the door... before I kicked it down! | Nlinc |
| Just remember: There are no written rules. | sWs |
| Why a suppressor? "So when I shoot an intruder I won't wake up the kids." | Unknown |
| If I cared what people thought, I would pretend to like .223. | Winter |
| You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lolly pop. | Patches O'Houlihan |
| Kate, it's time for you to put your mouth where our balls are. | Peter La Fleur |
| The Pony Express: When it absolutely HAS to be there in three or four months or so. | Tom Servo |
| They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat. | Short summary of every Jewish holiday |
| 60% of the time, it works every time. | Brian Fantana |
| (After Tsunamis) Winter: There's what, 6 billion people in the world? Nlinc: Well there's slightly less now! (Laughter) |
sWs Dialog, 2004 |
| Oh, tragedy is so funny, I know. | Winter |
| Ech! You're old enough to be my mom! And you're fat enough to be my car. So what? |
The Critic |
| Hate's no fun if you keep it to yourself. | Unknown |
| The best part of waking up, is cordite in your cup... | Folgers' Theme, with a twist... |
| (asking about shipping a package) Nlinc: Should I do [shipping] insurance? Winter: Nah. Only if you're shipping NFA... or human cargo. Nlinc: LOL Winter: Don't laugh, this is serious. Nlinc: Hahhaha! |
sWs Dialog, 2005 |
| I want my apology back! | Adam Carolla |
| Everybody makes mistakes, especially you. | Unknown |
| If I wanted efficency, I''d put bigger tires on my truck, so I could get the whole cat in one pass. | Unknown |
| The French are a bunch of Cheese-eating surrender monkies! | Simpsons |
| I was in gymnastics til I realized that fat chicks cause earthquakes | unchali |
| IRAQ! You NEED to send it to IRAQ! | Unknown |
| In other words, lie, lie, lie! As long as you lie auf Deutsch! | Nikki |
| Remember: All rental cars are off-road vehicles. | Photokirk |
| Well hell, you've got two of em anyway. I say go for it. | Mr45Auto |
| No! I want a poo pond regatta! | Stagz |
| Keep shooting til he stops twitching. | Dispatching {YBBS}BiGMaC |
| 5.56 just won't cut it. | Winter |
| I've... never really cared for less-than-lethal. It's really just the long way of getting to lethal. | Winter |
| Single sucks. Double tap everytime. | Unknown |
| Since we miss 60% of the time, we don't see overpenetration of the target as a problem. | FBI |
| One test is worth a thousand expert opinions. | H.P. White Labs |
| GENTLEMEN! YOU CAN'T FIGHT IN HERE! THIS IS THE WAR ROOM! | President Merkin Muffley, "Dr. Strangelove" |
| Yo homey? Is that my briefcase? | Vincent, "Collateral" |
| Strobe lights make running targets look like they are standing still so you can shoot them easier. | pale_pony |
| What happens in Jew school, stays in Jew school | |
| We're talking about your wife being in a coma, and you're watching your girlfriend in a tennis match. | PHS |
| When a lady laughs, and I can't slap her for it, what am I supposed to do? | Santos, "PHS" |
| You say that again, and I'm going to reach through the phone and slap you. | Santos, "PHS" |
| War...War... Gotta get some! | R.C. Collins, "PHS" |
| Prestige series, BITCH! | Winter loves his guitars. |
| I got a mail-order bride. She's a Christian Children's Fund recipient! | Winter |
| Me: "I'd like some .45 ammo." Employee: "You want target ammo or people ammo?" Me: "People ammo please." Friend: "Um... |
Unknown |
| Man, this isn't a job for Jesus, this is a job for an attorney. | Mr. Steve Bosell, "PHS" |
| I saw "3 Kings" 11 times. I know what desert is like. | R. C. Collins, "PHS" |
| I talked to about 100 teens, and I only really had to slap 3 of them. | Doug Danger, "PHS" |
| Yeah, you know why? Cause those women won't shave! | Doug Danger, "PHS" |
| I once wore pants to church 4 Sundays in a row. If that's not lesbian, I don't know what it is. | Bobby Doyle, "PHS" |
| My Grandpa says they should put the Pope in an ice cube and sell tickets. | Logan |
| Tannerite solves everything. If it doesn't, you aren't using enough. | Sturmwehr |
| Do you have any reason to suspect that your dad might be gay? | Adam Corolla |
| If you aren't supposed to eat them, why are they made of meat? | Spade |
| Remember, the next time you're buying a car or a pair of shoes, ask yourself "Can this stop a bullet?" | Nlinc |
| You know what that sound is? That's the sound of you dropping on your head from 5 stories up. | Phil Hendrie |
| Those who are willing to trade freedom for security deserve neither freedom nor security. | Benjamin Franklin |
| In a nice vagina, it's called a cul-de-sac. | Adam Carolla |
| You know, of course, that if you strap a slice of buttered bread, butter side up, to a cat's back and drop the cat from a high place, the cat will spin in place just above the ground. This is due to the well-established facts that (1) a cat always lands on its feet and (2) bread always lands butter side down. | FLAL1A |
| Never gotta apologzie for laughin. | Syren |
| I'm not gay. I just like really tight things. Call it: Equal Opportunity. | Winter |
| There are times when one is thouroughly unconcerned with being nice... those times are satisfying. | Unknown |
| Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure! | Ripley, "Aliens" |
| Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. | George Eliot |
| Your house is gay. It's trying to redecorate itself. | Johnny_Reno |
| A car isn't a place of residence! If anything it was destruction of personal property...like stabbing a cat | SgtAR15 |
| Dangerous, immature, childish and well done. | Da_Bunny |
| I would really dig a glock toilet seat, tenniferized and in tactical black. As long as it didn't KB on me while I was using it, It would be nice. | fadedsun |
| The sex I'm familiar with does not smell. | Winter |
| the only reason you guys collect guns is because you know that if you didnt people would shoot you | Odin |
| I could care less how you or I actually obtain guns. | Winter, to Nlinc |
| However, the smaller the cartridge, the smaller the margin of error. In CQB, for instance, the 155mm howitzer has a VERY good record for one shot stops | Combat_Jack |
| I play the guitar, but Bruce Springsteen doesn't listen to me play. Why should I be subjected to his views on the validity of the war? | Lt. Col. Tim Ryan |
| Women don't want to hear what you think. They want to hear what they think, in a deep voice. | Slash-5 |
| Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter-accusations (that cannot be proven untrue) / If cornered, lead the witchhunt. | Words to live by |
| Fear the man who only owns one rifle. Odds are he has mastered that rifle. | Unknown |
| Just beat your kid and get it over with. He's got it coming for something. | Ben70 |
| Gays are the same level of threat to society as gun owners. | Enigma102083 |
| Don't talk to me unless you speak American! | Crash |
| Jews seem to embrace education and intellect in much the same way that many Americans of African decent seem to avoid and denounce it. It's a cultural thing. | SteyrAUG |
| A dog callin a cop for help is like a guy with a runny nose calling Dr. Kevorkian | SgtSwat |
| If its not gun related I dont own it... | Fat_McNasty |
| Tie some cans of sterno to the cat. When the uprising begins, shoot the cat with a tracer, and it will provide tactical illumination as you fight your way to the main stash. | Tomislav |
| Hitler had a lot of good ideas....he revolutionized the oven industry. | Anonymous |
| I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself. | Anonymous |
| Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet. | NAM |